The Countess of Lowndes Square, and Other Stories

A collection of fourteen short stories, grouped under the headings of "Blackmailing Stories", "Spook Stories", "Cat Stories", "Crank Stories", and "General Stories".

By : E. F. Benson (1867 - 1940)

00 - Preface 01 - Blackmailing Stories, Chapter 1: The Countess of Lowndes Square 02 - Blackmailing Stories, Chapter 2: The Blackmailer of Park Lane 03 - Blackmailing Stories, Chapter 2: The Blackmailer of Park Lane, continued 04 - General Stories, Chapter 1: The Dance on the Beefsteak 05 - General Stories, Chapter 2: The Oriolists 06 - General Stories, Chapter 3: In the Dark 07 - General Stories, Chapter 4: The False Step 08 - Spook Stories, Chapter 1: The Case of Frank Hampden 09 - Spook Stories, Chapter 2: Mrs. Andrews's Control 10 - Spook Stories, Chapter 3: The Ape 11 - Spook Stories, Chapter 4: ''Through'' 12 - Cat Stories, Chapter 1: ''Puss-Cat'' 13 - Cat Stories, Chapter 2: There Arose a King 14 - Crank Stories, Chapter 1: The Tragedy of Oliver Bowman 15 - Crank Stories, Chapter 2: Philip's Safety Razor

I have divided the stories that are here collected under one cover into various classes, so that such readers as want to compare their own experiments, let us say, in blackmailing or spiritualistic séances, with those of other students, may find such tales as deal with their own speciality in crime or superstition grouped together in separate sections of this book. They will thus be spared a skipping hunt through pages in which they feel no personal interest.

In the same way, such readers as are in search merely of the lighter (though not more decorative) aspects of life, will be able to avoid like poison so innocent-looking a title as “The Countess of Lowndes Square,” for assuredly they would not find therein the fashionable descriptions of high life which they might reasonably anticipate, but would merely cast the book from them in disgust, when they discovered that one who had been the wife of an Earl, and ought therefore to have known ever so much better, belonged to the most contemptible of the criminal classes. The table of contents, in like manner, conducts the crank and the cat-lover to the pastures where he is most likely to find a digestible snack.

The short story is not a lyre on which English writers thrum with the firm delicacy of the French, or with the industry of the American author. If the ten best short stories in the world were proclaimed by popular vote, it is probable that they would all be French stories; while if the million worst stories in the world were similarly brought together into one unspeakable library, they would probably all of them—with the exception, of course, of the fourteen that make up this volume—be found to be written in America. There is something in the precision and economy of the French, something in the opulence and amateurishness of the United States that renders the result of such a plebiscite perfectly appropriate, and we should only, when the result of the poll was known, find in it another instance of the invariable occurrence of the expected.

Most of the ensuing tales have appeared before in the pages of Nash’s Weekly, The Windsor Magazine, The Story-Teller, The Century, and The Woman at Home. The rest are now published for the first time.