Tales of Laughter

Time to exercise your funny bone. This fun collection of stories from around the world will make children of all ages smile and chuckle. A LAUGHING SONG When the greenwoods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it; When the meadows laugh with lively green, And the grasshopper laughs in the merry scene; When Mary and Susan and Emily With their sweet round mouths sing “Ha, ha, he!” When the painted birds laugh in the shade, Where our table with cherries and nuts is spread; Come live and be merry and join with me To sing the sweet chorus of “Ha, ha, he!” William Blake.


By : Kate Douglas Wiggin (1856 - 1923) and Nora Archibald Smith (1859 - 1934)

001 - The Rats and Their Son-in-Law



002 - The Mouse and the Sausage



003 - The Three Wishes



004 - The Fox and the Goose



005 - If Heaven Will It



006 - The Booby



007 - The Months



008 - The Stone in the Cock's Head



009 - The Fox and the Cat



010 - The Straw Ox



011 - The Cat, The Cock and The Fox



012 - The Fox and the Dove



013 - The Fox and the Hedgehog



014 - The Disappointed Bear



015 - Young Neverfull



016 - Hudden and Dudden and Donald O'Leary



017 - The Tail



018 - Jack and the King who was a Gentleman



019 - Hans in Luck



020 - The Family Servants



021 - The Flail Which Came From the Clouds



022 - The Sole's Mouth



023 - The Three Brothers



024 - The Wren and the Bear



025 - The Musicians of Bremen



026 - The Fox and the Cat (German)



027 - The Golden Key



028 - Doctor Know-All



029 - The Fair Catherine and Pif-Paf Poltrie



030 - The Wolf and the Fox



031 - Discreet Hans



032 - King Thrush-Beard



033 - The Three Luck-Children



034 - The Three Sluggards



035 - The Fisherman and His Wife



036 - The Nose-Tree



037 - The Adventures of Chanticleer and Partlet



038 - The Golden Goose



039 - The Young Giant



040 - The Sweet Soup



041 - Seven at One Blow



042 - The Cat and the Mouse in Partnership



043 - Old Sultan



044 - The Nail



045 - The Fox and the Horse



046 - The Giant and the Tailor



047 - The Spider and the Flea



048 - The Little Shepherd Boy



049 - The Seven Swabians



050 - The Shreds



051 - The Wolf and the Seven Kids



052 - The Elves and the Shoemaker



053 - King Wren



054 - Why the Bear has a Stumpy Tail



055 - Three Ways to Build a House



056 - How to Tell a True Princess



057 - The Five Servants



058 - The Hare and the Fox



059 - The Story of Zirac



060 - Johnny-Cake



061 - The Wee, Wee Mannie



062 - Sir Gammer Vans



063 - Tom Tit Tot



064 - The Old Woman and Her Pig



065 - The Story of the Three Little Pigs



066 - The Three Sillies



067 - The Cat and the Mouse



068 - Hereafterthis



069 - Titty Mouse and Tatty Mouse



070 - The Magpie's Nest



071 - Scrapefoot



072 - The Wise Men of Gotham



073 - Henny Penny



074 - A Son of Adam



075 - The Happy Family



076 - The Blind Man, the Deaf Man and the Donkey



077 - The Alligator and the Jackal



078 - Why the Fish Laughed



079 - The Selfish Sparrow and the Houseless Crows



080 - The Lambikin



081 - The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse



082 - The Greedy Cat



083 - Well Done: Ill Paid



084 - Reynard and Chanticleer



085 - Father Bruin in the Corner



086 - Why the Sea is Salt



087 - Gudbrand on the Hillside



088 - The Pancake



089 - The Death of Chanticleer



090 - Reynard Wants to Taste Horse-Flesh



091 - Bruin and Reynard Partners



092 - Pork and Honey



093 - How Reynard Outwitted Bruin



094 - Nanny Who Wouldn't Go Home to Supper



095 - The Box with Something Pretty in it



096 - The Farmer and the Troll



097 - One's Own Children Always Prettiest



098 - The Princess Whom Nobody Could Silence



099 - The Money-Box



100 - The Darning-Needle



101 - Master of All Masters



102 - Belling the Cat



103 - The Magpie and Her Children



104 - The Cock, the Cuckoo and the Black-Cock



105 - The Race Between Hare and Hedgehog



106 - Bruno's Story



107 - The Bluebottle Who Went Courting



108 - How Two Beetles Took Lodgings



109 - Little Tuppen



110 - The Story of the Four Little Children Who Went Round the World



111 - The History of the Seven Families of Lake Pipple-Popple



112 - Wee Robin's Yule-Song



113 - The Giant's Shoes



114 - The Farmer and the Money-Lender



115 - How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner



116 - Singh Rajah and the Cunning Little Jackals



117 - Harisarman



118 - It is Quite True



119 - Manabozho and his Toe



120 - The Most Frugal of Men



121 - The Moon-Cake



122 - The Ladle that Fell from the Moon



123 - The Young Head of the Family



124 - A Dreadful Boar



125 - The Old Man and the Devils



126 - The Wonderful Tea-Kettle



127 - The Wonderful Mallet



128 - The Tongue-Cut Sparrow



129 - Battle of the Monkey and the Crab



130 - The Cub's Triumph



131 - The Silly Jelly-Fish



132 - Chin-Chin Kobamama



133 - The Old Woman Who Lost Her Dumplings



134 - The Three Goats



135 - The Fox Turned Shepherd



136 - The Seven Boys and the Monster



137 - The Story of Little Black Mingo



138 - The Cock and the Crested Hen



139 - The Old Woman and the Fish



140 - The Lad and the Fox



141 - The Old Woman and the Tramp


The Rats and their Son-in-Law

There once lived in Japan a rat and his wife, folk of noble race, who had one beautiful daughter. They were exceedingly proud of her charms, and dreamed, as parents will, of the grand marriage she was sure to make in time. Proud of his pure rodent blood, the father saw no son-in-law more to be desired than a young rat of ancient lineage, whose attentions to his daughter were very marked. This match, however, brilliant as it was, seemed not to the mother’s taste. Like many people who think themselves made out of special clay, she had a very poor opinion of her own kind, and was ambitious for an alliance with the highest circles. Ad astra! (To the stars!) was her motto, she always said, and really, when one has a daughter of incomparable beauty, one may well hope for an equally incomparable son-in-law.

“Address yourself to the sun at once, then,” cried the impatient father one day; “there is nothing above him, surely.”

“Quite so; I had already thought of it,” she answered, “and since you, too, are in sympathy with the idea, we will make our call to-morrow.”

So, on the following morning the proud father and the haughty mother-rat went together to present their lovely daughter to the orb of day.

“Lord Sun,” said the mother, “let me present our only daughter, who is so beautiful that there is nothing like her in the whole world. Naturally we desire a son-in-law as wonderful as she, and, as you see, we have come to you first of all.”

“Really,” said the sun, “I am extremely flattered by your proposal, but you do me too much honor; there is some one 4greater than I; it is the cloud. Look, if you do not believe.” ... And at that moment the cloud arrived, and with one waft of his folds extinguished the sun with all his golden rays.

“Very well; let us speak to the cloud, then,” said the mother-rat, not in the least disconcerted.

“Immensely honored, I am sure,” replied the cloud in his turn, “but you are again mistaken; there is some one greater than I; it is the wind. You shall see.”

At the same moment along came the wind, and with one blow swept the cloud out of sight, after which, overturning father, mother, and daughter, he tumbled with them, pell-mell, at the foot of an old wall.

“Quick, quick,” cried the mother-rat, struggling to her feet, “and let us repeat our compliments to the wind.”

“You’d better address yourself to the wall,” growled the wind roughly. “You see very well he is greater than I, for he stops me and makes me draw back.”

No sooner had she heard these words than mother-rat faced about and presented her daughter to the wall. Ah, but now the fair rat-maiden imitated the wind; she drew back also. He whom she really adored in her heart of hearts was the fascinating young rat who had paid his court to her so well. However, to please her mother, she had consented to wed the sun, in spite of his blinding rays, or the cloud, in spite of his sulky look, even the wind, in spite of his brusque manner; but an old, broken wall!... No! death would be better a thousand times.

Fortunately the wall excused himself, like all the rest. “Certainly,” he said, “I can stop the wind, who can sweep away the cloud, who can cover up the sun, but there is some one greater than I: it is the rat, who can pass through my body, and can even, if he chooses, reduce me to powder with his teeth. Believe me, you need seek no better son-in-law; greater than the rat, there is nothing in the world.”

“Do you hear that, wife, do you hear it?” cried father-rat in triumph. “Didn’t I always say so?”

“Quite true! you always did,” returned the mother-rat in 5wonder, and suddenly glowed with pride in her ancient name and lineage.

So they all three went home, very happy and contented, and on the morrow the lovely rat-maiden married her faithful rat-lover.

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